Terms of Service

By entering this site you are bound to a legally binding electronic contract seen below. You must agree to this contract before continuing. If you do not agree you must exit the site immediately.

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1. Relationship with Office Detox

1.1 Your use of Office Detox services, and websites, (referred to collectively as "services" in this document) is subject to the terms of a legal agreement between you and Office Detox.

1.2 Unless otherwise agreed in writing with Office Detox your agreement with Office Detox will be, at minimum, the conditions laid out in this document.

2. Accepting the Terms

2.1 In order to use the services provided to you by Office Detox, you must first agree to the Terms of Services (referred to in the rest of this document as "terms").

2.2 You may only accept the terms by clicking the "I agree" button at the top of the page.

2.3 You may not use the services if you are not of legal age to form a binding contract with Office Detox.

3. Usage of the services

3.1 Office Detox reserves the right to remove your privilege of Office Detox services at anytime, without warning.

3.2 Office Detox services are supplied "as is" and with no further warranty.

3.3 Office Detox also reserves the right to direct any and all complaints directly into the trash can.

4. Payment for Services

4.1 By agreing to this contract you give Office Detox the right to:

4.1A Reposes your chickens to pay for services.

4.1B Threaten bodily harm.

4.1 C Hire a private investigator.

4.1 D Stay out past 10:00 pm.